Changes to Your Daily Bourbon and Bacon

In an effort to be more proactive with the Daily Bacon Forecast, and to ensure that our loyal readers can plan their bacon consumption in advance, we here at Your Daily Bacon and Bourbon (and by we, I mean myself and the mouse in my pocket), are moving to a weekly forecast. This way you'll know well in advance what bacon plans on doing, and you can act accordingly. So without further ado, here is the first of the new weekly Bacon Forecasts!

Monday: Today Bacon Is Going To Boycott Tofu!
Tuesday: Today Bacon Is Going To Liven Up A Salad!
Wednesday: Today Bacon Is Going To Beckon!
Thursday: Today Bacon Is Going To Shrivel!
Friday: Today Bacon Is Going To Boycott Tofu!
Saturday: Today Bacon Is Going To Boycott Tofu!
Sunday: Today Bacon Is Going To Hang Out With Hash Browns!

So obviously Tofu has really pissed Bacon off! Expect some weak-sauce retaliation from Tofu, but in the end Bacon will triumph and Tofu will slink off with it's tail between it's legs...