The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Liven Up A Salad!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Shrivel!

OH NO!

Time to quit getting that water added supermarket stuff and pick up some bacon like this:

Notice the rasher of bacon behind the plate? Notice how the strips are still nice and thick and not shriveled? Thanks to a press and low water content those collops are flat, thick and delicious looking!

photo from baconfreak.com

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Spit Hot Grease!

Stand back!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon will Tempt a Vegan.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Boycott Tofu.

Man! Tofu must have pissed Bacon off! Two days in a row? Wow.

Little Known Bacon Facts:

Over 2 Billion pounds of Bacon are produced annually in the United States!

Bacon has the amazing power to cure hangovers.

Bacon has balanced the budget several times, but due to it's deliciousness it doesn't remain in office long enough to keep the budget out of politician's hands.

Bacon is the one thing that Chuck Norris submits to.

The real reason the Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington in the face is because during breakfast Cheney caught Whittington eyeballin' his Bacon. Can't fault Cheney for protecting his sweet, sweet fruit of the swine.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Boycott Tofu!

Yay Bacon!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Smoke.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Tempt A Vegan.

Why American Airlines Might Be Having Financial Troubles...

I caught an cheap flight (Thanks to Priceline and The Shat) home to Georgia over the weekend for a funeral. The flight attendants pulled out the drink cart and began asking what we'd like to drink.

"Jim Beam and Coke" is my reply as I pull cash from my pocket.

"I'm sorry?" as she turns her head so her ear to face me.

"Jim. Beam. And. Coke." I enunciate. After all it's pretty loud in this tube at 27,000 feet.

"I'm sorry we don't have that."

"Okay, how about Jack Daniel's and Coke?"

"Uh-uh. We have a Canadian Whiskey." She states hopefully.

I'm flabbergasted. AMERICAN Airlines doesn't stock either of the two American styles of whiskey? I understood that I probably would have to settle for Jack Daniels, since most airlines don't carry Jim Beam, but not to stock either is down right foolish.

I look at her and said, "Just give me the Coke."

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Hang Out With Hash Browns.

It'll be an especially good day if the hash browns are Scattered, Smothered, and Covered!

Why Would I Ever Need a Reason to Drink...

Early - Mid Spring: Bronchitis almost becomes pneumonia. Check up reveals high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and a lazy thyroid. Crap.

Late Spring - Early Summer: Close uncle dies. Crap.

13 June: 4 year relationship ends. Crap.

Mid Summer: Grandmother dies. Crap.

Late Summer: Global financial crisis. Crap.

Mid Fall: Stepfather dies. Crap.

If I believed in god, I'd thank him for Jacob Beam.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Bad news for vegetarians and vegans. Today Bacon is going to Liven Up a Salad!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Shrivel.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Spit Hot Grease.

Be careful out there!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Taste Really Good.

Remember that today's forecast is more of a change in self, rather than a change in the taste of Bacon. Something today is going to make the Bacon taste better than usual. Enjoy it!

The Line Between Genius and Insanity Is, Indeed, A Thin One...

For your enjoyment I present Slow Roasted Bacon Wrapped Sausage...







Ahhhh. Delicious.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Put the "B" in BLT.

Oh hell yeah! BLT's for everyone!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Beckon.

Give in to its savory crispy goodness!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going Liven Up A Salad.

Lucky for us carnivores, maybe not so lucky for the vegetarians...

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Liven Up A Salad.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Spit Hot Grease.

Be careful out there folks, and never cook Bacon naked!

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Hang Out with Hash Browns.

The Daily Bacon Forecast

Today Bacon is going to Smoke.

Another day of smoking bacon after taking a break to Boycott Tofu. Perhaps we should turn down the stove...

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Boycott Tofu.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Smoke.

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today Bacon is going to Shrivel.

The Completely Irregular Bacon Image of the Day.

Today's Completely Irregular Bacon Image of the Day is a Pan-Roasted Cornish Hen with Pearl Onions and Crispy Bacon. Enjoy the deliciousness...

The Daily Bacon Forecast:

Today bacon is going to put the "B" in BLT.