Friday, October 17, 2008

Why Would I Ever Need a Reason to Drink...


Early - Mid Spring: Bronchitis almost becomes pneumonia. Check up reveals high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and a lazy thyroid. Crap.

Late Spring - Early Summer: Close uncle dies. Crap.

13 June: 4 year relationship ends. Crap.

Mid Summer: Grandmother dies. Crap.

Late Summer: Global financial crisis. Crap.

Mid Fall: Stepfather dies. Crap.

If I believed in god, I'd thank him for Jacob Beam.

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