Thursday, October 23, 2008

Little Known Bacon Facts:

Over 2 Billion pounds of Bacon are produced annually in the United States!

Bacon has the amazing power to cure hangovers.

Bacon has balanced the budget several times, but due to it's deliciousness it doesn't remain in office long enough to keep the budget out of politician's hands.

Bacon is the one thing that Chuck Norris submits to.

The real reason the Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington in the face is because during breakfast Cheney caught Whittington eyeballin' his Bacon. Can't fault Cheney for protecting his sweet, sweet fruit of the swine.

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