Your Daily Bacon Forecast

This week's Bacon Forecast:

Today: Bacon Is Going To Raise Cholesterol!
Tuesday: Today Bacon Is Going To Taste Really Good!
Wednesday: Today Bacon Is Going To Sizzle!
Thursday: Today Bacon Is Going To Shrivel! Turn down the heat!
Friday: Today Bacon Is Going To Spit Hot Grease! Stand back!
Saturday: Today Bacon Is Going To Hang Out With Hash Browns!
Sunday: Today Bacon Is Going To Smoke!